Meet the Owners, Operators & Key Troublemakers of Snafu
Warning: If you suffer from Gingerphobia (Noun: fear of Gingers) please do yourself a favor and do not continue viewing this page.
Scott Koon (aka, 'Skoon')
Owner | Head Brewer
At the tender age of 15, Skoon decided to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming the 10th member of the seminal hip hop group Wu-Tang Clan. After years of honing his verbal dexterity and dropping mics in the underground hip hop cyphers of the greater Harrisburg, Pennsylvania area, Skoon decided to test his talent by entering an intramural church freestyle competition as a relative unknown, sporting 40 to 1 odds of defeating the reigning champion and obtaining his Heavyweight Central Pennsylvania Freestyle Championship Belt. A Cinderella-story for the ages ensued with Skoon rising like a phoenix, spitting the hottest fire ever recorded; verbally dismantling all challengers and making it all the way to the championship round. Riding high after his victory, Skoon was devastated to learn Wu-Tang was no longer hiring. After some gruesome soul searching, Skoon decide to gracefully bow out of the rap game and retire on top, moving on to the only logical thing he could think of and decided to pursue a career in the highly lucrative trade of brewing beer.
After some gruesome soul searching, Skoon decide to gracefully bow out of the rap game and retire on top, moving on to the only logical thing he could think of and decided to pursue a career in the highly lucrative trade of brewing beer.
Like his journey into becoming a dope-ass word assassin, his craft brewing career started at the bottom; and after years of toiling the hellish dreamscape that is the brewing industry, Skoon ascended to the highest pinnacle of success and started his own company.
With his better-half at his side, Snafu was violently birthed upon the Earth. Besides brewing dope-ass beer in his brewery, Skoon is also a part-time amateur Instagram fitness model who loves to keep up to date with all of the popular fitness crazes, such as Jazzercise or wrangling bullsharks with his bare hands.
Update: Currently Skoon is in the early stages of developing a relaxed-fit yoga pant for husky men.
Meet the Snafu staff
Tap Room Manager
Maureen's instgram handle is @mohatesyou, and that should be the greatest thing you have heard today. Unless of course you stumbled upon an old mix CD you made back in middle school and S Club 7 was on it.
Sam is our newest member of the #skoontangclan and you may recognize him as the killer drummer from Charleston's bad-ass band See Water! When he's not on stage making everyone jealous (it can't just be us, right...?) he's been upping his brew skills hard, soakin' up all that Skoon knowledge.